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Lay Misty For Me

4.4/5 ( ratings)

Sir Malcolm Baxter is a rotten egg… it’s time to throw the buk-buk-buk at him!

An animal rights group are intent on exposing fowl goings-on at Baxter Egg Farms and Sir Malcolm Baxter is spitting feathers! A lucrative supermarket deal is on the line and he has hatched a plan to preserve the pecking order. Big Paul, newly and reluctantly vegetarian, is drafted in as a bodyguard when heads are cracked at an onsite protest. Meanwhile Cullen is scrambling to the rescue of tenant farmers Baxter wants to evict - and their young daughter reminds him awfully of his own long-lost Eilidh. When a new lead for Cullen also points to Baxter, it’s only a matter of time before Sir Malcolm’s past comes home to roost. Watch the feathers fly as a clutch of outrageous characters collide in this hilarious morality tale of greed, dishonesty and heartbreaking loss. Can Baxter save his business, and himself, from Cullen? Is he counting his chickens or will he end up with egg all over his face? As always, Cullen has a plan. Because after all, you can't make an omelette...

Cullen and Big Paul are back in a new entertaining instalment of this criminally funny series of novels and novellas.

Language: English

Pages: 390

Format: Kindle Edition

Publisher: Funny Business Press

Release: December 04, 2020

Lay Misty For Me

4.4/5 ( ratings)

Sir Malcolm Baxter is a rotten egg… it’s time to throw the buk-buk-buk at him!

An animal rights group are intent on exposing fowl goings-on at Baxter Egg Farms and Sir Malcolm Baxter is spitting feathers! A lucrative supermarket deal is on the line and he has hatched a plan to preserve the pecking order. Big Paul, newly and reluctantly vegetarian, is drafted in as a bodyguard when heads are cracked at an onsite protest. Meanwhile Cullen is scrambling to the rescue of tenant farmers Baxter wants to evict - and their young daughter reminds him awfully of his own long-lost Eilidh. When a new lead for Cullen also points to Baxter, it’s only a matter of time before Sir Malcolm’s past comes home to roost. Watch the feathers fly as a clutch of outrageous characters collide in this hilarious morality tale of greed, dishonesty and heartbreaking loss. Can Baxter save his business, and himself, from Cullen? Is he counting his chickens or will he end up with egg all over his face? As always, Cullen has a plan. Because after all, you can't make an omelette...

Cullen and Big Paul are back in a new entertaining instalment of this criminally funny series of novels and novellas.

Language: English

Pages: 390

Format: Kindle Edition

Publisher: Funny Business Press

Release: December 04, 2020

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