What's the connection between a scheming Russian oligarch and his bungling henchmen, an ardent eco-protester and a faded Hollywood bombshell? And why are they leaving crime scenes all over Scotland - from Largs to Orkney, Stornoway to the Borders?
And what has any of this got to do with Cullen? He just wants to be bloody left alone.
It’s a series of bizarre mishaps in a plot full of incident, humour and Scottish salmon.
What's the connection between a scheming Russian oligarch and his bungling henchmen, an ardent eco-protester and a faded Hollywood bombshell? And why are they leaving crime scenes all over Scotland - from Largs to Orkney, Stornoway to the Borders?
And what has any of this got to do with Cullen? He just wants to be bloody left alone.
It’s a series of bizarre mishaps in a plot full of incident, humour and Scottish salmon.