Is this a prank?

AM I THE ONLY ONE CREEPED THE FUCK OUT HE TALKS LIKE THIS PENIS IS A SEPARATE, LIVING ENTITY? MUSIC TO MY DICK?! THE FUCK?!LOL kSee more from buzzfeed here. Edited to add again: Just like Midnight Sun, the manuscript for this one was stolen a week before release and is feared to have been sold to the highest bidder in the black market. If it was really stolen, that was unfortunate. As much as I loathe the series, that's a douchebag move. However, I'll rip the book a new one if I find out this

my inner goddess is screaming out the safe word, but e.l. james is acting like we never set ground rules. rutabagaRUTABAGA!!RUTABAGA!!!!!it's like she doesn't understand how BDSM works!!!oh, wait.come to my blog!

Oh, fantastic! A Fifty Shades of Grey told from Christian's perspective is just what the book world needed.

5 Deeper Grey StarsFirst read September 2015reread June 2017 Who love the fuck outta this book? I loved the first book in this series, Fifty Shades of Grey , but I loved this one more. OMG I really didn't think I would like this book more . I mean I knew going into this, that I would most likely like it. I liked the first book and this is just the first book in Christian pov. I knew I would get a little more info about what was going on in Mr. Grey's fucked up mind, but the same story. I love...

DNF @ 5% aka Chap 3 My perception of Christian Grey is officially ruined and it seems that I've been living a lie. I tried, I really did. But Grey's inner monologue was written terribly which butchered his character and had me eye-rolling at the absurdity of the way he talks in his head (the repetitive "baby" term nearly had me belting out a Bieber song). He sounded like a juvenile kid guy with these strange italic monologues and the inappropriate usage of exclamation marks. Just an example from...

Evidently this is intended as an homage to Midnight Sun, which given the roots of the Fifty Shades series is entirely appropriate and thematic. What I don't understand is why E.L. James didn't arrange for a crazed fan to hack into her computer, steal the draft and leak it over the web, causing her to abandon the project in disgust when it was still in an incomplete form. What's wrong with her? Doesn't she care?________________________________If you can't beat them, join them. No more carping and...

4 stars! Fifty Shades of Grey is a series I will always hold near and dear to my heart. I’ve been an avid reader most of my life, but Fifty was the book that jump started my reading. It got me to start reading more romance, and with that, I joined groups on goodreads and found so many indie books I may have never discovered and made many friends I’m sure I would have never crossed paths with otherwise. I’ll keep this review fairly short, most people have read Fifty Shades so there is no need

Just announced: FIFTY SHADES from Christian's POV!OMG!!!! How exciting!!! Releasing June 2015!EL James announced that: "For the readers who wanted to read Fifty Shades of Grey from Christian Grey's POV -- on June 18 (Christian Grey's birthday) the book GREY: Fifty Shades of Grey told by Christian Grey will be released!"_______________________In Christian's own words, and through his thoughts, and reflections, and dreams. E.L. James offers a fresh perspective on the love story that has enthralle

Fuck no.

I actually downloaded this from the library as a potential back-up plan to get me out of jury duty. Turns out it wasn't necessary because Friday I received word the case had settled and my super qualified and totally not-judgey services wouldn't be necessary after all. Buuuuuuuuuuuut I figure you can't make bad decisions all year unless you start on January 1 so I decided to read this today.My reaction upon the announcement of yet another Stephanie Meyer rip-off and a "Grey" story rather than a

Of course I’m looking forward to reading.Naturally I’m able act cool about it.But on the inside I’m beside myself… all giddy…After all Christian Grey has an honorary place… …in my book history. He brought be from HR to CR and from there I found GR.

2,5 Underwhelmed Stars. 50 Shades of Grey, despite not being my favorite book series, caused a sensation, caught my attention and a few years ago, the curiosity to see if other people thought like me was what brought me to Goodreads. By that alone these books will always have a place in my heart. But this one… just left me underwhelmed. And mad, considering I’ve paid 4£ for it and could have bought a few books with that money. I’m not speaking about the story itself because being a male POV I

EDIT 2/7/2015: So this is why Grey has such a fugly cover.Note from Stephenie Meyer:EDIT 19/6/2015: I read some excerpts and all I can say is E.L. James takes the saying, "Men think with their dicks," way too literally. Hey, look, it's Midnight Sun! I will pay all of you a million bucks to leak a draft and stop this from happening.

Reviewed by: Rabid ReadsSO. Right off the bat, I think we need to get this out of the way: YES. I read the FIFTY SHADES trilogy, and, YES, I liked it.Guess what?I liked TWILIGHT, too.And THE HUNGER GAMES, and I bloodydamn love HARRY POTTER.If you think that means I have crap taste in books, then good riddance.If you think that means I love ALL the hyped-up books, you don't know me, so who cares what you think?I read what I want and heaven help anyone who tries to make me feel bad about it.*steps...

Should I spend $9.99 for basically the same story as the first three ? Welp! The pre-order price is now down to $7.99 for ebook.

*****4.5 "I WANT MORE" STARS*****{BR with Mel, Sharon, Tiff, Kelli, Jen, and Tera}I've come alive since I've known her. These last few weeks have been the most exciting, the most unpredictable, the most fascinating in my life. I've been enticed from my monochrome world into one rich with color - and yet she can't be what I need. I really loved this book!!It started off a little iffy for me but in the end, I freaking LOVED THIS!!!Yes, there was plenty that seemed to be a regurgitation from...

DNF @19% - no ratingLong story short...GREY IS A PUSSY!I can be mistaken, but I always thought he was this super domineering alpha who is in control (or aspires to be). Well, if I had any sort of attraction to him before it is now GONE. Every single time he tries to assert his control said action is followed by a truly ridiculous piece of monologue (in italics) questioning himself, making him look uncertain and whiny. In conclusion: Grey is a pussy and I can't deal with this BS.Oh, and in case y...