If you don't have kids will you think this is funny?Hard to say.It's basically the companion to Go the Fuck to Sleep, which is a tongue-in-cheek bedtime story for parents who are dealing with young children.Thankfully, all of mine are now old enough that I can actually just tell them to get the hell in bed and stay there...Or else. I no longer have to screw around and be nice about it.*insert evil laugh here*As far as getting them to eat?Been there. Done that.And this book brought back all the m...

*11/14/14 - Free audio book download on Audible*This very short little (4 minute) audio book is narrated by Bryan Cranston of Breaking Bad. He captures the true exasperation of a parent trying to get their young child to eat. You Have to Fucking Eat is hilarious and something most parents can relate to. Definitely not for the little ones.

Slightly better than the his other book...These are surprisingly addictive :)Narrator Stephen Fry: 5 stars, love his voice.

Sí, tal vez también necesitaba esto."I hope you know it's super-special To go to a restau— Hey, back in your seatYou shitting me? This whole menu's crapBut a roll on the floor—that you'll eat?"

Here's the follow up to the hugely popular Go the Fuck to Sleep, or what I like to call the Hangover II of audio books. What made the first installments so funny was the fact that they were original. This one, much like that uninspired movie, simply rehashes the same old script, same old jokes. Hey, let’s just slap a new location (problem) on it, and call it good.Granted, Sam Jackson's reading did add quite a bit to the first book. I mean just the thought of Mr. Mother Fucker himself reading to

Do you want to hear Walter White curse at a child? (And who wouldn’t?) Then you can download this from Audible for free now and listen to Bryan Cranston profanely urge a youngster to eat something just as Samuel L. Jackson once begged another kid to Go the Fuck to Sleep. It’s as funny as you’d expect it to be.

DISCLAIMER: This is a review of an audiobook.Adam Mansbach’s poem “You Have to Fucking Eat” is a cathartic ode to so many parents who are so damn exhausted trying to make their little ones eat normal meals at normal times. I absolutely loved this grown-up poem because it is hilariously accurate and, even in its explicit version, it somehow still manages to sound cute. And the best part yet: it’s brilliantly narrated by Bryan Cranston, better known to many as Heisenberg from “Breaking Bad.” Hones...

Funny and very relatable. Getting children to eat can be so difficult! Love the illustrations as well as the little nod to the first book.

You Have to Fucking Eat! Too fucking hilarious! And Bryan Cranston narrated this one. Giving this one out for Christmas presents. Also, it's free right now till 12/12 on Audible.http://www.audible.com/pd/Fiction/Fre...  

3.75 starsI loved that the narrator is Bryan Cranston! Him cursing and just talking is wonderful. He’s the main reason why I picked up the book. The story reminded me so much of my times babysitting young kids. I can only imagine what it’s like for parents of picky eaters. Makes me feel I need to apologize to my parents lolz. That being said the story wasn’t the best but for a free audiobook it was worth it.

Another hilarious story by Adam Mansbach. This one is very similar to Go the F*** to Sleep. Colorfully illustrated and a laugh out loud story. 4****

Currently FREE on Audible as read by Bryan Cranston!! You Have to F--king Eat!Publisher's Summary: Cranston (Breaking Bad, Malcom in the Middle) follows in the exasperated footsteps of Samuel L. Jackson, giving voice to the long-suffering father whose indifferent child will just not eat in this hilarious follow-up to Adam Mansbach's international best seller, Go the F--k to Sleep.Mansbach's long-awaited sequel is about that other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to...

Find all of my reviews at: http://52bookminimum.blogspot.com/ I know I’m super late to this party, but after spending Thanksgiving in a house occupied by a three year old, I realize there may be no better gift for parents of a toddler than You Have to Fucking Eat. It had been a long time since I’d dined with a three year old. You know what they eat? Frosting. Blue frosting. Not the cupcake, not the turkey that has cleverly been called “chicken” all day in a futile attempt to foil their little...

The first time my son said 'Fuck' he was about three and we were at a very posh cocktail party full of politicians given by his snottiest auntie. Dora wanted me to help out serving stuff and I didn't want to do it. I told Daniel to tell his auntie that I was a bit busy right now. He apparently went up to her and said, Mummy says she's too fucking busy right now. He told someone else that he didn't like fucking meatballs. He said to an auntie with a very hairy chin that his mother said he didn't

If you've already experienced Mansbach's hilarious 'Go The F--k To Sleep' then this is really just the same joke transposed to slightly different circumstances. For me, this second book was irresistible, though, as I'm a huge fan of Stephen Fry, and his narration is as delightful as you'd expect.Taken from my original review on Audible.co.ukBuddy read with Sunshine Seaspray

Sometimes I wish I had children, so I can corrupt their little minds. Imagine the evil little progenies I could bring up, especially when I've tainted them with profanity from the beginning with passages such as these?Free audiobook here:http://www.audible.com/pd/Fiction/Fre...Listen to parts of it narrated by Bryan Cranston here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2co-...

That's fanfuckingtastic!

4 Fucking Eat ★'s “You woke me and asked for some breakfast. So why the fuck won't you eat?” I came across this on YouTube, you can watch/listen to it here. You Have to Fucking EatOh, Wow. This was some knee-slapping kinda funny right here! I'm sure most if not all of us have at one point or another said some form of what's in this book 😂... Lord knows kids can be so frustrating and sometimes a real pain in the ass to get them to eat... ANYTHING! This was very amusing and I can always

I played the audio of this for my kids and we all laughed ourselves silly. It may be repetitive, but hey, what about raising children isn't?Available free from Audible

The first book by this author is the pretty famous Go the F*ck to Sleep that was read by Samuel L. Jackson (who did a great job).This second book is about children's eating habits (and other things like clothes) and brought to life by the unrivalled Stephen Fry.I might have missed out on the illustrations (though I know some of them from Amazon's inside look) but the audio version was worth it as I believe it's even funnier this way.No, I myself don't have kids (yet), but that doesn't mean I don...