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Hot, Naked and Awake

Hot, Naked and Awake

Erica Ferencik
4.7/5 ( ratings)
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Hot, Naked and Awake is a collection of humorous essays about hitting midlife as a woman.

Subjects include: losing and gaining the same ten pounds countless times over a thirty year period, cheating on my hairdresser with other hairdressers, buying my first dildo, and being the oldest person on the dance floor by three decades.

"You don't have to have crow’s feet and rolls of fat named Melissa to love Erica Ferencik's masterful essay collection, Hot, Naked and Awake. Turning-fifty-Ferencik is wet-your-pants funny and frighteningly honest. You'll recognize yourself in her fearless and brilliant take on a certain time of life, but you'll never have to admit it. Go ahead - eat Hot, Naked and Awake like portioned-controlled Oreos. You'll feel really good afterwards and you won't gain an ounce."

- Mary E. Mitchell
PEN Award-winning author of Love in Complete Sentences
Language
English
Pages
45
Format
Kindle Edition
Publisher
Waking Dream Press
Release
May 05, 2022

Hot, Naked and Awake

Erica Ferencik
4.7/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
Hot, Naked and Awake is a collection of humorous essays about hitting midlife as a woman.

Subjects include: losing and gaining the same ten pounds countless times over a thirty year period, cheating on my hairdresser with other hairdressers, buying my first dildo, and being the oldest person on the dance floor by three decades.

"You don't have to have crow’s feet and rolls of fat named Melissa to love Erica Ferencik's masterful essay collection, Hot, Naked and Awake. Turning-fifty-Ferencik is wet-your-pants funny and frighteningly honest. You'll recognize yourself in her fearless and brilliant take on a certain time of life, but you'll never have to admit it. Go ahead - eat Hot, Naked and Awake like portioned-controlled Oreos. You'll feel really good afterwards and you won't gain an ounce."

- Mary E. Mitchell
PEN Award-winning author of Love in Complete Sentences
Language
English
Pages
45
Format
Kindle Edition
Publisher
Waking Dream Press
Release
May 05, 2022

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