Welcome to a world in which Ted Koppel's hair is actually a being from outer space. A world where George Bush hosts the "Media Excellence in Shaping Public Opinion in Accordance with what George Bush Wants People to Think" Awards. A world where anyone can run for president--even a bitter and cynical cartoon penguin who dismisses his opponents as "wankers."
Welcome to a world in which Ted Koppel's hair is actually a being from outer space. A world where George Bush hosts the "Media Excellence in Shaping Public Opinion in Accordance with what George Bush Wants People to Think" Awards. A world where anyone can run for president--even a bitter and cynical cartoon penguin who dismisses his opponents as "wankers."