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"Sideways Infinity" (Planet Scumm, #8)

"Sideways Infinity" (Planet Scumm, #8)

Maya Dworsky-Rocha
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WANTED: DEAD OR DISINTEGRATED: For crimes innumerable, we sentence SCUMMY S. SCUMMERTON of the ship-meteor “Planet Scumm” to death, by any means. Their numerous breaches of galactic law include:

• Theft and Destruction of Memory-Encoded Historical Documents, and the Willful Impartation of Grievous Harm to the Nervous Systems of Certain Living Historians
• Unlicensed Production and Sale of Robotic Honey and Related Products, Including Robot-Wax Candles and Robot-Wax Lip Balms
• Impersonation of a Religious Figure and Unsafe Handling of Restricted Sacramental Foodstuffs
• Shapeshifting Without Concern for Public Welfare, and Outside the Bounds of Good Taste
• Egregious Use of Puns, Puzzles, Riddles, Stumpers and Brain-Teasers as an Inducement for Unpaid Labor
• Walking of a Dog Without a Collar

Physical description: A slimy green [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED] sense of humor, and a huge [REDACTED]. Repeat—a HUGE [REDACTED].

If you see an individual matching this description, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Instead, calmly alert your nearest law enforcement professional or dashing bounty hunter.

Issue #8 features the stories:
• Bookends by Maya Dworsky-Rocha
• A Taste of the Sweet Stuff by Harris Coverley
• Prodigal by Steve DuBois
• Shapeshifters by Maureen Bowden
• Lazarus by Anna Catalano
• Good Boy by Luke Foster
• Original art by Jordan Alarcon and Sam Rheaume
Language
English
Pages
72
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Spark & Fizz Books
Release
March 10, 2020
ISBN 13
9781970154054

"Sideways Infinity" (Planet Scumm, #8)

Maya Dworsky-Rocha
5/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
WANTED: DEAD OR DISINTEGRATED: For crimes innumerable, we sentence SCUMMY S. SCUMMERTON of the ship-meteor “Planet Scumm” to death, by any means. Their numerous breaches of galactic law include:

• Theft and Destruction of Memory-Encoded Historical Documents, and the Willful Impartation of Grievous Harm to the Nervous Systems of Certain Living Historians
• Unlicensed Production and Sale of Robotic Honey and Related Products, Including Robot-Wax Candles and Robot-Wax Lip Balms
• Impersonation of a Religious Figure and Unsafe Handling of Restricted Sacramental Foodstuffs
• Shapeshifting Without Concern for Public Welfare, and Outside the Bounds of Good Taste
• Egregious Use of Puns, Puzzles, Riddles, Stumpers and Brain-Teasers as an Inducement for Unpaid Labor
• Walking of a Dog Without a Collar

Physical description: A slimy green [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED] sense of humor, and a huge [REDACTED]. Repeat—a HUGE [REDACTED].

If you see an individual matching this description, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Instead, calmly alert your nearest law enforcement professional or dashing bounty hunter.

Issue #8 features the stories:
• Bookends by Maya Dworsky-Rocha
• A Taste of the Sweet Stuff by Harris Coverley
• Prodigal by Steve DuBois
• Shapeshifters by Maureen Bowden
• Lazarus by Anna Catalano
• Good Boy by Luke Foster
• Original art by Jordan Alarcon and Sam Rheaume
Language
English
Pages
72
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Spark & Fizz Books
Release
March 10, 2020
ISBN 13
9781970154054

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