When failing salon owner, Kirk Armand, discovers a substance that reverses male pattern baldness, he believes he’s found just the thing to resurrect his bankrupt hair care product line, but when he delves deeper onto the underworld of its origin, the responsibility to save the earth from human exploitation lands squarely on his shoulders. Faced with financial ruin, hypochondria, heartbreak, tribal warfare, smugglers, and eco-terrorism, will Kirk’s withering self-esteem, indecisiveness, and impeccable fashion-sense be enough to save the planet before it’s too late?
When failing salon owner, Kirk Armand, discovers a substance that reverses male pattern baldness, he believes he’s found just the thing to resurrect his bankrupt hair care product line, but when he delves deeper onto the underworld of its origin, the responsibility to save the earth from human exploitation lands squarely on his shoulders. Faced with financial ruin, hypochondria, heartbreak, tribal warfare, smugglers, and eco-terrorism, will Kirk’s withering self-esteem, indecisiveness, and impeccable fashion-sense be enough to save the planet before it’s too late?