What is slime's favorite game? Slimen says. What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with a pig? Frankenswine. And, what will keep kids hysterical for hours on end? These side-splitting, rip-snorting, fall-on-the-floor-laughing riddles--over 500 of them! Just take a look at What does one prisoner use to call another? A cell phone. What kind of ball wears shoes? A football. Why was the dinosaur healthier than the dragon? The dinosaur didn't smoke. What did the cow say when it fell down? Moo hoo. What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slow poke. And the comic, wacky illustrations just add to the fun! The author lives in Union City, NJ. 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
What is slime's favorite game? Slimen says. What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with a pig? Frankenswine. And, what will keep kids hysterical for hours on end? These side-splitting, rip-snorting, fall-on-the-floor-laughing riddles--over 500 of them! Just take a look at What does one prisoner use to call another? A cell phone. What kind of ball wears shoes? A football. Why was the dinosaur healthier than the dragon? The dinosaur didn't smoke. What did the cow say when it fell down? Moo hoo. What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slow poke. And the comic, wacky illustrations just add to the fun! The author lives in Union City, NJ. 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.