The Blar Blar
What do you get a Grandad that has everything and requires nothing for his birthday? You plan how to bump him off and solve the economic down turn that is plaguing our household.
In theory dispatching someone seems very easy, however when you look at the potential downfalls it really isn't. Should you succeed there are a multitude of other problems to overcome, mess personal phobias and the massive potential for getting injured yourself it's enough to make your head spin.
There really is no better way to spend your sleepless nights than planning how you could potentially irritate someone enough they pop off. Not that this will lead to a good night's sleep as giggling and sleep are not the best fellows.
The purest joy that could ever exist is driving Grandad up the spout, keeps him on his toes and my brain alive.
Happy Birthday Grandad, love ME
The Blar Blar
What do you get a Grandad that has everything and requires nothing for his birthday? You plan how to bump him off and solve the economic down turn that is plaguing our household.
In theory dispatching someone seems very easy, however when you look at the potential downfalls it really isn't. Should you succeed there are a multitude of other problems to overcome, mess personal phobias and the massive potential for getting injured yourself it's enough to make your head spin.
There really is no better way to spend your sleepless nights than planning how you could potentially irritate someone enough they pop off. Not that this will lead to a good night's sleep as giggling and sleep are not the best fellows.
The purest joy that could ever exist is driving Grandad up the spout, keeps him on his toes and my brain alive.
Happy Birthday Grandad, love ME