Stories That Won't Make Your Parents Hurl

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It's bed time, and like the excellent parent you are, you prepare to read a bed-time story to your children. What to read? Shall it be syrup or saccarine tonight? Or maybe we should skip right to the chunks.

At last there is hope! In the ancient tradition of the Brothers Grimm, Yard Dog Press is proud to bring this collection to you.That's right! Finally a collection of stories that will scare any 20th or 21st century cild into behaving—just as those of the Grimm Brothers have scared straight so many previous generations.

No more sugar coating. No PC garbage. Just plain, simple—If you misbehave in this way, the consequences will be dire!

Cover and interior artwork by Matthew Scott

Contents
Introduction by Selina Rosen
Long Day's Journey Into the Basement Ajax
Annabelle's Closet by Rosemary Leonetti
Cat Candles by David Niall Wilson
Fireaway by Gena Hays
Fære Ones by Sarah Hoffer
Legend by Garrett Peck
The Clown Ajax
The Gift by Jax Laffer
In the Land of IKnÕW by D.S. Renzulli
Flying by Beverly Hale
The Senoi Way by Gary Jonas
Happy New Year by Paul Carlson
The Doll in the Toy-Box Ajax
A Perfect World by Susan Satterfield
Tough Love for Mr. Bunny by Dana Sinclair
The Pasture by Glenn R. Sixbury
A Spooky Night by Cherie Daniels and Cherie Rowland Pincus
Bear by Bill Allen