Rock Bottom Girl

4.3/5 ( ratings)

“You may be faking the relationship, but you’re not faking the orgasms.”

Downsized, broke, and dumped, 38-year-old Marley sneaks home to her childhood bedroom in the town she couldn’t wait to escape twenty years ago. Not much has changed in Culpepper. The cool kids are still cool. Now they just own car dealerships and live in McMansions next door. Oh, and the whole town is still talking about that Homecoming she ruined her senior year.

Desperate for a new start, Marley accepts a temporary teaching position. Can the girl banned from all future Culpepper High Homecomings keep the losing-est girls soccer team in school history from killing each other and prevent carpal tunnel in a bunch of phone-clutching gym class students?

Maybe with the help of Jake Weston, high school bad boy turned sexy good guy. When the school rumor mill sends Marley to the principal’s office to sign an ethics contract, the tattooed track coach, dog dad, and teacher of the year becomes her new fake boyfriend and alibi—for a price. The Deal: He’ll teach her how to coach if she teaches him how to be in a relationship.

Who knew a fake boyfriend could deliver such real orgasms? But it’s all temporary. The guy. The job. The team. There’s too much history. Rock bottom can’t turn into a foundation for happily ever after. Can it?

Warning: Story also includes a meet-puke, a bouffanted nemesis, a yard swan and donkey basketball, a teenage-orchestrated makeover, and a fake relationship that gets a little too real between the sheets.

Language: English

Pages: 532

Format: Kindle Edition

Publisher: That's What She Said Publishing, Inc.

Release: March 08, 2019

Rock Bottom Girl

Lucy Score

4.3/5 ( ratings)

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Language: English

Pages: 532

Format: Kindle Edition

Publisher: That's What She Said Publishing, Inc.

Release: March 08, 2019

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Ｄｒｅｙ

(4/5)

117

Dec 03, 2024

4 Stars! ... Just keep swimming, Marley.A fish named Dory once said, "When life gets you down, do you wanna know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming." I enjoyed this book so much! It reminded me of classic Dory and Marlin and their amazing journey. Jake is my Dory, optimistic and funny, and Marley is my Marlin, determined and a tad worrisome. Great storyline, great characters. Rock Bottom Girl kept me swimming and laughing at the same time until the e
Jen

(5/5)

57

Dec 03, 2024

5 StarsWell color me surprised! I went into Rock Bottom Girl hoping for a little fun and a little steam. What I got was a story i found myself relating to on so many levels with an awesome dose of humor and fun thrown in for good measure.Marley's a heroine I can get behind. Thirty eight and still searching for her place in the world, she served as a gentle and fun reminder that we don't have to have it all figured out by an arbitrary date or age. Jake, in all his cross country coaching, history
Stacey is Sassy

(5/5)

49

Dec 03, 2024

I wish I'd had a teacher like Jake...I had the most amazing reading day today. I managed to get the washing, cleaning and shopping done AND start and finish a fabulous book. Actually, I'd have to say it was an amazing weekend of reading. Two 5-star books in one weekend are what every reader dreams of. Rock Bottom Girl took me on an emotional journey of highs and lows and left me with a big goofy smile.Marley has hit rock bottom and returned to her childhood home with her tail between her legs. B...
Amber’s reading

(4/5)

28

Dec 03, 2024

Rock Bottom Girl is a funny rom-com about 38-year-old Marley who goes back to her small Pennsylvania hometown after losing her job and latest boyfriend. She has desperately been avoiding going home for the past 20 years because of her awful high school experience and the people who made it that way. I love books about high school, but so often I’m disappointed because the characters are over the top mature and unbelievable. This book was perfect because the main characters were teachers instead
Jennifer Kyle

(4/5)

24

Dec 03, 2024

4 Stars ⭐️
Melanie A. - mostly on hiatus

(4/5)

44

Dec 03, 2024

4 STARS! "You're the 'more' I've been looking for my entire life." It's OFFICIAL: I can count on Ms. Lucy Score to make me laugh and brighten my day!Plot in a nutshell: I was single, jobless, and hopeless. At the ripe old age of 38, Marley is forced to move back to her small hometown to live with her parents after a series of unfortunate events.Her mom gets her a job as a temporary high school gym teacher and girls soccer team coach. Among the faculty are her old high sch...
Syndi

(3/5)

32

Dec 03, 2024

I think this is OK read. The story is bit dragging. The story is about the come back story for a Mallory, who had been 'rejected' during her homecoming, to be accepted in her town. Along tne way with help of fake boyfriend, Jake and her soccer students. Like Miss Score's book before, the signature of romantic comedy is there. I just feel Miss Score focusing more on the comedy banter way too much. I want more focus on the romance story. Anyway, this is OK read to start my long weekend. 3 stars
☽ mira (hiatus)

(4/5)

31

Dec 03, 2024

4.5⭐️ “I love you,” she said. “So much. So big and wide and more. You’re the ‘more’ I’ve been looking for my entire life.” ah well look at that another lucy score book i love. i don't think this woman can do no wrong (i hope i didn't just jinx this). i have abandoned all the new releases that came out today and i just read this book. fuck it, LC books are making my heart pump at the moment. what i loved about this book? 1. she grovelled 2. he communicated3. he asked if she was sure; if...
preoccupiedbybooks

(3/5)

30

Dec 03, 2024

Loved the first half of the book, it was so much fun, and so heart warming, I was grinning so much! Unfortunately the second half dragged, as the book was too long, and Marley was annoying towards the end. So firstly this book was funny, there were lots of pranks, and I liked Marley's character for most of the book. Then the secondary characters were fantastic! I loved the girls football team (soccer) and the relationships between themselves and with Marley. I loved Marley's parents, her best fr...
Alla

(4/5)

21

Dec 03, 2024

Sweet, funny and very enjoyable.A "feel good" book.

Ｄｒｅｙ

(4/5)

117

Dec 03, 2024

4 Stars! ... Just keep swimming, Marley.A fish named Dory once said, "When life gets you down, do you wanna know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming." I enjoyed this book so much! It reminded me of classic Dory and Marlin and their amazing journey. Jake is my Dory, optimistic and funny, and Marley is my Marlin, determined and a tad worrisome. Great storyline, great characters. Rock Bottom Girl kept me swimming and laughing at the same time until the e

Jen

(5/5)

5 StarsWell color me surprised! I went into Rock Bottom Girl hoping for a little fun and a little steam. What I got was a story i found myself relating to on so many levels with an awesome dose of humor and fun thrown in for good measure.Marley's a heroine I can get behind. Thirty eight and still searching for her place in the world, she served as a gentle and fun reminder that we don't have to have it all figured out by an arbitrary date or age. Jake, in all his cross country coaching, history

Stacey is Sassy

I wish I'd had a teacher like Jake...I had the most amazing reading day today. I managed to get the washing, cleaning and shopping done AND start and finish a fabulous book. Actually, I'd have to say it was an amazing weekend of reading. Two 5-star books in one weekend are what every reader dreams of. Rock Bottom Girl took me on an emotional journey of highs and lows and left me with a big goofy smile.Marley has hit rock bottom and returned to her childhood home with her tail between her legs. B...

Amber’s reading

Rock Bottom Girl is a funny rom-com about 38-year-old Marley who goes back to her small Pennsylvania hometown after losing her job and latest boyfriend. She has desperately been avoiding going home for the past 20 years because of her awful high school experience and the people who made it that way. I love books about high school, but so often I’m disappointed because the characters are over the top mature and unbelievable. This book was perfect because the main characters were teachers instead

Jennifer Kyle

4 Stars ⭐️

Melanie A. - mostly on hiatus

4 STARS! "You're the 'more' I've been looking for my entire life." It's OFFICIAL: I can count on Ms. Lucy Score to make me laugh and brighten my day!Plot in a nutshell: I was single, jobless, and hopeless. At the ripe old age of 38, Marley is forced to move back to her small hometown to live with her parents after a series of unfortunate events.Her mom gets her a job as a temporary high school gym teacher and girls soccer team coach. Among the faculty are her old high sch...

Syndi

(3/5)

I think this is OK read. The story is bit dragging. The story is about the come back story for a Mallory, who had been 'rejected' during her homecoming, to be accepted in her town. Along tne way with help of fake boyfriend, Jake and her soccer students. Like Miss Score's book before, the signature of romantic comedy is there. I just feel Miss Score focusing more on the comedy banter way too much. I want more focus on the romance story. Anyway, this is OK read to start my long weekend. 3 stars

☽ mira (hiatus)

4.5⭐️ “I love you,” she said. “So much. So big and wide and more. You’re the ‘more’ I’ve been looking for my entire life.” ah well look at that another lucy score book i love. i don't think this woman can do no wrong (i hope i didn't just jinx this). i have abandoned all the new releases that came out today and i just read this book. fuck it, LC books are making my heart pump at the moment. what i loved about this book? 1. she grovelled 2. he communicated3. he asked if she was sure; if...

preoccupiedbybooks

Loved the first half of the book, it was so much fun, and so heart warming, I was grinning so much! Unfortunately the second half dragged, as the book was too long, and Marley was annoying towards the end. So firstly this book was funny, there were lots of pranks, and I liked Marley's character for most of the book. Then the secondary characters were fantastic! I loved the girls football team (soccer) and the relationships between themselves and with Marley. I loved Marley's parents, her best fr...

Alla

Sweet, funny and very enjoyable.A "feel good" book.

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