"Ever wondered if you could combine Lovecraftian horror and fine cuisine, while keeping your sanity? Then this is the cookbook for you!"
"We love H.P. Lovecraft's stories. We love food. We can't really stop the compulsion to make egregious puns. It's a form of insanity...which is perfectly appropriate for fans of Lovecraft's work.
"We had this crazy idea... We're gonna make a Cookbook of recipes based on Lovecraft stories, creatures, and characters, as well as whatever else we thought was relevant . BUT THEN, above all - the recipes that we chose had to taste good! ALSO as a bonus we wanted the Cookbook to look like the prototypical spellbook of incantations and summonings much like the Necronomicons found in stories and movies like "The Evil Dead" {TM/copyright/legal stuff - Hi don't sue us!}. And we succeeded!
"These are some damnably good looking and tasting recipe's and meals in here.
Let us teach you the rituals. You can sacrifice some hard-earned currency to summon forth this Tome of Forbidden Victuals. Together, let us bring into existence... The NECRONOMNOMNOM!
"Unlock it's secrets, and call forth dishes that will destroy your hunger and flay your taste buds - in the good way. Tell your friends!"
"Ever wondered if you could combine Lovecraftian horror and fine cuisine, while keeping your sanity? Then this is the cookbook for you!"
"We love H.P. Lovecraft's stories. We love food. We can't really stop the compulsion to make egregious puns. It's a form of insanity...which is perfectly appropriate for fans of Lovecraft's work.
"We had this crazy idea... We're gonna make a Cookbook of recipes based on Lovecraft stories, creatures, and characters, as well as whatever else we thought was relevant . BUT THEN, above all - the recipes that we chose had to taste good! ALSO as a bonus we wanted the Cookbook to look like the prototypical spellbook of incantations and summonings much like the Necronomicons found in stories and movies like "The Evil Dead" {TM/copyright/legal stuff - Hi don't sue us!}. And we succeeded!
"These are some damnably good looking and tasting recipe's and meals in here.
Let us teach you the rituals. You can sacrifice some hard-earned currency to summon forth this Tome of Forbidden Victuals. Together, let us bring into existence... The NECRONOMNOMNOM!
"Unlock it's secrets, and call forth dishes that will destroy your hunger and flay your taste buds - in the good way. Tell your friends!"