"0.25 million words of glorious British stupidity."
WARNING: These books contain strong language, unnecessary violence, gratuitous sex, implausible situations and irreverent British humour, and should therefore not be read by anyone.
Book One: The Slaughtered Virgin of Zenopolis
Detective Inspector Capstan investigates a murder at Bath's almost famous Basin Museum, a hapless armed robbery, the theft of ancient Roman weaponry and the answer to “one across” in the local newspaper. Meanwhile, the city is under threat of Roman invasion and their leader, sexy young exhibitionist Becky Philips, is taking no prisoners.
"0.25 million words of glorious British stupidity."
WARNING: These books contain strong language, unnecessary violence, gratuitous sex, implausible situations and irreverent British humour, and should therefore not be read by anyone.
Book One: The Slaughtered Virgin of Zenopolis
Detective Inspector Capstan investigates a murder at Bath's almost famous Basin Museum, a hapless armed robbery, the theft of ancient Roman weaponry and the answer to “one across” in the local newspaper. Meanwhile, the city is under threat of Roman invasion and their leader, sexy young exhibitionist Becky Philips, is taking no prisoners.