Congratulations, baby You are now officially all middle-aged. It’s a book of My first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses. A book of vital statistics, including married name, circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count , and home state . It’s a place to keep track of primary care givers—herbalist, psychopharmacologist. Record favorite expressions— I’m having a senior moment. Dressing on the side, please. 60 is the new 50. Keep track of “What I’ve Grown,” from liver spots to knee flaps. There’s also a place for a lock of hair along with the Seven Stages of Hair Loss . Plus essays—“Am I Smiling or Is It Gas,” and “I Go to School,” a parody of Adult Ed classes.
Language
English
Pages
88
Format
Hardcover
Release
September 10, 2013
ISBN 13
9780761143840
My Baby Boomer Baby Book: A Record of Milestones, Millstones & Gallstones
Congratulations, baby You are now officially all middle-aged. It’s a book of My first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses. A book of vital statistics, including married name, circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count , and home state . It’s a place to keep track of primary care givers—herbalist, psychopharmacologist. Record favorite expressions— I’m having a senior moment. Dressing on the side, please. 60 is the new 50. Keep track of “What I’ve Grown,” from liver spots to knee flaps. There’s also a place for a lock of hair along with the Seven Stages of Hair Loss . Plus essays—“Am I Smiling or Is It Gas,” and “I Go to School,” a parody of Adult Ed classes.