Valley Girl: A behavioral ailment affecting teenage females causing disorders of speech and social conduct prevalent in or near high schools, shopping malls, orthodontists, manicurists and dermatologists. Symptoms: A) Peculiar jargon and pronunciation... ... B) Excessive appetite for clothes, jewelry, make-up, food, gossip and males..... Only known cure: BANKRUPTCY!
Valley Girl: A behavioral ailment affecting teenage females causing disorders of speech and social conduct prevalent in or near high schools, shopping malls, orthodontists, manicurists and dermatologists. Symptoms: A) Peculiar jargon and pronunciation... ... B) Excessive appetite for clothes, jewelry, make-up, food, gossip and males..... Only known cure: BANKRUPTCY!