It’s not easy to kill someone. It’s even harder to find someone to kill someone for you. Add Murphy’s Law into the equation and you’re looking at a big mess, especially when you find more than one killer to eventually do the dirty job.
Finding too many hitters, however, soon turns out to be just one of Rick and Katey Kazinski’s various problems.
Hell-bent on eliminating Katey’s wacky and senile mother, a chronic hoarder of biblical proportions worth over 500 grand, the dysfunctional and often cross-purposed couple each approaches different lowlife thugs to get the job done. Wrong move. The Kazinskis soon find themselves targets for everything from drug deals to extortion and kidnapping. If that isn’t bad enough, by the time the planned murder of the 80 year old Long Island eccentric is ready to be played out, everyone shows up to do the job. This includes made-mobsters, a Russian gangster, three dirty cops, two dishonorably discharged Marines, and a couple of Nazi bikers, not to mention a gang of disgruntled postal workers. Throw in a TV evangelist and a master thief who has a Mafia boss’ niece out to get him, and the planned hit of this old lady turns into nothing less than a three-ring circus.
It’s not easy to kill someone. It’s even harder to find someone to kill someone for you. Add Murphy’s Law into the equation and you’re looking at a big mess, especially when you find more than one killer to eventually do the dirty job.
Finding too many hitters, however, soon turns out to be just one of Rick and Katey Kazinski’s various problems.
Hell-bent on eliminating Katey’s wacky and senile mother, a chronic hoarder of biblical proportions worth over 500 grand, the dysfunctional and often cross-purposed couple each approaches different lowlife thugs to get the job done. Wrong move. The Kazinskis soon find themselves targets for everything from drug deals to extortion and kidnapping. If that isn’t bad enough, by the time the planned murder of the 80 year old Long Island eccentric is ready to be played out, everyone shows up to do the job. This includes made-mobsters, a Russian gangster, three dirty cops, two dishonorably discharged Marines, and a couple of Nazi bikers, not to mention a gang of disgruntled postal workers. Throw in a TV evangelist and a master thief who has a Mafia boss’ niece out to get him, and the planned hit of this old lady turns into nothing less than a three-ring circus.