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The Second Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry

The Second Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry

Andrew Savage
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The way the piss splatters in the bucket
The way the vomit stains the rug
The way the cat anoints her litter
With amonia sweet & bowl mud

The way the armpit reeks at evening
The way the semen dries like glue
The way the mucus clogs our senses
That's the way I love you.

Yes, there are real people out there in the world writing stuff like this -- and worse. Our mission has been to sniff them out and immortalize them -- with or without their knowledge. The fruit of our painstaking search is this compilation of the most unbelievably dreadful poetry ever written. Call it kitsch, call it junk, call it offensive, call it whatever you like, but behind every one of these awful odes lurks a rare and peculiar kind genius -- a genius that deserves recognition! Now at last the reading pubic can gorge itself on the strange meat that the grocers of culture have traditionally thrown in the garbage! We boldly proclaim a New Era in literature! BAD POETRY RULES!
Language
English
Pages
93
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Charnel House
Release
May 06, 1992
ISBN
0920973159
ISBN 13
9780920973158

The Second Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry

Andrew Savage
2.7/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
The way the piss splatters in the bucket
The way the vomit stains the rug
The way the cat anoints her litter
With amonia sweet & bowl mud

The way the armpit reeks at evening
The way the semen dries like glue
The way the mucus clogs our senses
That's the way I love you.

Yes, there are real people out there in the world writing stuff like this -- and worse. Our mission has been to sniff them out and immortalize them -- with or without their knowledge. The fruit of our painstaking search is this compilation of the most unbelievably dreadful poetry ever written. Call it kitsch, call it junk, call it offensive, call it whatever you like, but behind every one of these awful odes lurks a rare and peculiar kind genius -- a genius that deserves recognition! Now at last the reading pubic can gorge itself on the strange meat that the grocers of culture have traditionally thrown in the garbage! We boldly proclaim a New Era in literature! BAD POETRY RULES!
Language
English
Pages
93
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Charnel House
Release
May 06, 1992
ISBN
0920973159
ISBN 13
9780920973158

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