“They say what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Whoever said that, has never been on a date with me.”
Andy didn't die on his first date but it was close. His date literally left him for dead and hooked up with his best friend. Throw in the fact that his legs were crushed by a drunk preppy prick trying to scare him, that his mom decided he needed a parental sponge bath before taking him to the hospital, and you can understand why it was touch and go for a while there. Andy’s dating only got worse after that.
Andy’s searching for a girl that won’t leave him for dead and isn’t certifiably crazy, or secretly carrying the child of another man. He just can’t help but wonder if that’s too much to ask for.
“They say what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Whoever said that, has never been on a date with me.”
Andy didn't die on his first date but it was close. His date literally left him for dead and hooked up with his best friend. Throw in the fact that his legs were crushed by a drunk preppy prick trying to scare him, that his mom decided he needed a parental sponge bath before taking him to the hospital, and you can understand why it was touch and go for a while there. Andy’s dating only got worse after that.
Andy’s searching for a girl that won’t leave him for dead and isn’t certifiably crazy, or secretly carrying the child of another man. He just can’t help but wonder if that’s too much to ask for.