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Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?

Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast.

Includes:
The theory of toddler evolution
Mealtime
Your unraveling life
And how not to die inside

Language: English

Pages: 176

Format: Paperback

Release: April 07, 2015

ISBN 13: 9780761185642

Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

0/5 ( ratings)

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?

Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast.

Includes:
The theory of toddler evolution
Mealtime
Your unraveling life
And how not to die inside

Language: English

Pages: 176

Format: Paperback

Release: April 07, 2015

ISBN 13: 9780761185642

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