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The Distance Travelled

Brett Alexander Savory

4.1/5 ( ratings)

Why have certain denizens of Hell taken to throwing farm animals through innocent folks' kitchen windows? How long does it take a dead, desiccated gas attendant to walk out to his pumps? What sort of relationship do the Lord of the Underworld and Hell's Head Torturer have, besides the obvious professional one? What kind of air conditioning units do they use down there? Do they listen to Cyndi Lauper? What is Hell's official currency, and by what criteria did the Big Red Fella choose it? Can pigs eat cereal with a spoon? What nameless beast dwells in the flame pit near the hole to Upside? What is Upside, for that matter, and why should you care, anyway? Within the pages of this book, you will find the answers to these confounding questions, as well as probably the most pressing question of them all: "Who yo' daddy?"

Language: English

Pages: 267

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: Necro Pubns

Release: July 30, 2006

ISBN: 1889186619

ISBN 13: 9781889186610

The Distance Travelled

Brett Alexander Savory

4.1/5 ( ratings)

Why have certain denizens of Hell taken to throwing farm animals through innocent folks' kitchen windows? How long does it take a dead, desiccated gas attendant to walk out to his pumps? What sort of relationship do the Lord of the Underworld and Hell's Head Torturer have, besides the obvious professional one? What kind of air conditioning units do they use down there? Do they listen to Cyndi Lauper? What is Hell's official currency, and by what criteria did the Big Red Fella choose it? Can pigs eat cereal with a spoon? What nameless beast dwells in the flame pit near the hole to Upside? What is Upside, for that matter, and why should you care, anyway? Within the pages of this book, you will find the answers to these confounding questions, as well as probably the most pressing question of them all: "Who yo' daddy?"

Language: English

Pages: 267

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: Necro Pubns

Release: July 30, 2006

ISBN: 1889186619

ISBN 13: 9781889186610

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