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Rumors of My Death

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Elizabeth Michelle Aster is having a bad day.

She set fire to her kitchen. She accidentally killed her canary. She lost her job. She lost her girlfriend.

No wonder people call her Diz-Aster. It couldn’t get any worse. Could it?

It can. She hires a guy to murder her, but ‘Bullwinkle’ bungles the job, yet he just keeps trying in one botch-up after another. The ghost of her dead canary is haunting her, and talking to her with a Spanish accent. The mysterious new woman in her life is a bit off herself, and definitely not what she seems.

It can’t get any worse than that.

At least she still has her collection of Converse Chuck Taylors.

Right?

Language: English

Pages: 224

Format: Kindle Edition

Release: February 14, 2012

Rumors of My Death

0/5 ( ratings)

Elizabeth Michelle Aster is having a bad day.

She set fire to her kitchen. She accidentally killed her canary. She lost her job. She lost her girlfriend.

No wonder people call her Diz-Aster. It couldn’t get any worse. Could it?

It can. She hires a guy to murder her, but ‘Bullwinkle’ bungles the job, yet he just keeps trying in one botch-up after another. The ghost of her dead canary is haunting her, and talking to her with a Spanish accent. The mysterious new woman in her life is a bit off herself, and definitely not what she seems.

It can’t get any worse than that.

At least she still has her collection of Converse Chuck Taylors.

Right?

Language: English

Pages: 224

Format: Kindle Edition

Release: February 14, 2012

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