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First Girl Last

Jacqueline Horsfall

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Party Rock at the White House? Meet the clueless young leaders of the free world, 15-year-old First Girl Jeanie and her slacker bro Hoban, the newly-installed U.S. President. In this hilarious romantic comedy of errors, Jeanie is on a doomed quest for self-improvement. She's certain her life algorithm will improve if she can only:

Ditch the White House.
Lose poundage.
Rock a pair of killer heels.
Turn her hunky, brooding Secret Service bodyguard into her own personal minion.
Crack the secret identity of a 5-year-old cyber-stalker.

Join the raucous birthday bash when Hoban throws a $30,000 per plate combo political fundraiser/Sweet Sixteen Pig Roast for Jeanie on the South Lawn, attended by mega-rich bigwigs, unscrupulous politicians, icky lechers, rowdy protestors, and a tipsy party girl claiming she's been abducted by aliens.
How will our nation survive?

Language: English

Pages: 155

Format: Kindle Edition

Release: October 02, 2012

First Girl Last

Jacqueline Horsfall

0/5 ( ratings)

Party Rock at the White House? Meet the clueless young leaders of the free world, 15-year-old First Girl Jeanie and her slacker bro Hoban, the newly-installed U.S. President. In this hilarious romantic comedy of errors, Jeanie is on a doomed quest for self-improvement. She's certain her life algorithm will improve if she can only:

Ditch the White House.
Lose poundage.
Rock a pair of killer heels.
Turn her hunky, brooding Secret Service bodyguard into her own personal minion.
Crack the secret identity of a 5-year-old cyber-stalker.

Join the raucous birthday bash when Hoban throws a $30,000 per plate combo political fundraiser/Sweet Sixteen Pig Roast for Jeanie on the South Lawn, attended by mega-rich bigwigs, unscrupulous politicians, icky lechers, rowdy protestors, and a tipsy party girl claiming she's been abducted by aliens.
How will our nation survive?

Language: English

Pages: 155

Format: Kindle Edition

Release: October 02, 2012

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