"Is Your Dog A Real Dog? Are You Sure? It used to be that every kid had a Real dog, the kind that buries bones, scratches fleas and chases cars. Real Dogs were man's best friend. Nowadays, we're supposed to be our own best friend. No wonder Real Dogs are suffering from identity crises like everyone else." "Finally, here is the essential guide to separating Real Dogs from those simpy, Benji-like lap dogs you see being carried around in public television tote bags today." The Real Dog's Wardrobe -- Sex and the Real Dog -- Real Dogs of Famous People -- Real Dogs in History -- The Care and Feeding of Real Dogs -- Naming the Real Dog -- The Real Dog Test -- The Real Dog's Hall of Fame."
"Is Your Dog A Real Dog? Are You Sure? It used to be that every kid had a Real dog, the kind that buries bones, scratches fleas and chases cars. Real Dogs were man's best friend. Nowadays, we're supposed to be our own best friend. No wonder Real Dogs are suffering from identity crises like everyone else." "Finally, here is the essential guide to separating Real Dogs from those simpy, Benji-like lap dogs you see being carried around in public television tote bags today." The Real Dog's Wardrobe -- Sex and the Real Dog -- Real Dogs of Famous People -- Real Dogs in History -- The Care and Feeding of Real Dogs -- Naming the Real Dog -- The Real Dog Test -- The Real Dog's Hall of Fame."