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Sh*t My Dog Says: A Parody (Mini Book) (Charming Petite)

Inc Peter Pauper Press

4/5 ( ratings)

''I'm 30-something and live with my 75-year-old dog. He was allergic to my girlfriend, so she moved out. Now it's just the two of us, kibbles, and beer. He's an awesome dog--kind of like Nietzsche if he'd been furry and prone to sniffing butts. I write down the sh*t he says, and here it is.'' From ''Don't be fooled. The cat is evil,'' to ''You know why I like to take a walk? So I can smell things you never touched,'' to ''Nothing beats the feeling of jowls flapping in the wind,'' this mini parody treasury of canine wit--packed with hilarious illustrations--is the straight poop scooped.

Hardcover mini gift book with dust jacket
3-1/4'' wide x 4'' high
Comes with a 24K gold-plated charm to keep on the ribbon bookmark or on a bracelet
80 pages

Language: English

Pages: 80

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press

Release: July 20, 2011

ISBN: 1441305785

ISBN 13: 9781441305787

Sh*t My Dog Says: A Parody (Mini Book) (Charming Petite)

Inc Peter Pauper Press

4/5 ( ratings)

''I'm 30-something and live with my 75-year-old dog. He was allergic to my girlfriend, so she moved out. Now it's just the two of us, kibbles, and beer. He's an awesome dog--kind of like Nietzsche if he'd been furry and prone to sniffing butts. I write down the sh*t he says, and here it is.'' From ''Don't be fooled. The cat is evil,'' to ''You know why I like to take a walk? So I can smell things you never touched,'' to ''Nothing beats the feeling of jowls flapping in the wind,'' this mini parody treasury of canine wit--packed with hilarious illustrations--is the straight poop scooped.

Hardcover mini gift book with dust jacket
3-1/4'' wide x 4'' high
Comes with a 24K gold-plated charm to keep on the ribbon bookmark or on a bracelet
80 pages

Language: English

Pages: 80

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press

Release: July 20, 2011

ISBN: 1441305785

ISBN 13: 9781441305787

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