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Casket For Sale: Only Used Once

Casket For Sale: Only Used Once

Jeff Strand
4.1/5 ( ratings)
In Graverobbers Wanted , he took a job digging up a shallow grave. It turned out badly. In Single White Psychopath Seeks Same, he took a job as a bodyguard at a seance. It turned out worse. But now, meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He's a better father and husband. And he's vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong. This time he's just taking a relaxing camping trip with his family and best friend. No shortcuts. The gas tank is full. The sinister warning of the crazy old man is taken seriously. Unfortunately, when you're Andrew Mayhem, you just can't help being attacked by a group of savage killers bent on inflicting ghastly torture and bringing horrific death. Relentlessly pursued through a booby-trapped forest, it's one crisis after another as Andrew fights to protect his family, loses a body part or two, and faces the single darkest moment of his entire life. Action-packed, twisted, and completely outrageous, Casket For Sale is the funniest and scariest Andrew Mayhem adventure yet!"
Language
English
Pages
160
Format
Hardcover
Publisher
Mundania Press LLC
Release
November 15, 2004
ISBN
1594260869
ISBN 13
9781594260865

Casket For Sale: Only Used Once

Jeff Strand
4.1/5 ( ratings)
In Graverobbers Wanted , he took a job digging up a shallow grave. It turned out badly. In Single White Psychopath Seeks Same, he took a job as a bodyguard at a seance. It turned out worse. But now, meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He's a better father and husband. And he's vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong. This time he's just taking a relaxing camping trip with his family and best friend. No shortcuts. The gas tank is full. The sinister warning of the crazy old man is taken seriously. Unfortunately, when you're Andrew Mayhem, you just can't help being attacked by a group of savage killers bent on inflicting ghastly torture and bringing horrific death. Relentlessly pursued through a booby-trapped forest, it's one crisis after another as Andrew fights to protect his family, loses a body part or two, and faces the single darkest moment of his entire life. Action-packed, twisted, and completely outrageous, Casket For Sale is the funniest and scariest Andrew Mayhem adventure yet!"
Language
English
Pages
160
Format
Hardcover
Publisher
Mundania Press LLC
Release
November 15, 2004
ISBN
1594260869
ISBN 13
9781594260865

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